Bend, but don't break..... Oh god, please no more. I wince every time I read or hear that phrase. Saying "we'll bend but wont break" makes as much sense as "we're gonna ALMOST drop your baby out the window, but dont worry.... we wont COMPLETELY let go".
How about don't bend OR break? Just don't give your opponents anything. Lets not give the other team leeway and then all of the sudden depend on our last line of defense when we're backed up in our own end zone. That would be nice. You know.... the best way to not drop the baby down 2 stories is to not hold him outside the fucking window. And guess what? The best way to not let your opponent score is to not let them get close to the fucking endzone!
Boy.... gotta love Crennel's "bend but dont break defense". Except they forgot the "dont break" part. I remembered they called it the Prevent Defense. The only thing it prevented was us from winning.
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