Barking Hard Survivor

[Crow]

Hello welcome to Barking Hard Survivor

This is a game show and the loser gets banned for the month

The person who gets the most votes is banned for a month

During this month they must keep a journal and write about this experience of being banned and how they should think about re-entry into society

It is also recommended they spend a lot of time in a shack inthe woods like Walden

[King of Kings]

Clearly mentally deficient steeler fans should ALWAYS get the lockdown.

[Crow]

do you think we could save up money collectively

and buy a cage

and then throw a user into a cage for a month after kidnapping them

and throw a webcam in there and have a live stream

of them pissing themselves and living without a toilet and no food but scraps that even a dog wouldn't eat

the webcam would have to be night vision because we would force the loser to sit in the dark

dirt floor, iron bars

this is what you get if you disrespect Barking Hard

[King of Kings]

I'd down. Then afterwards we can drop them off on an Island and give them a half day start before we hunt them down and throw them into a leech bed.

[Crow]

dude we should have the loser have to like

well let's say shep lost

and he got thrown onto the island right

well you could have shep's testicles tied together with metal string

and the string could be tied to a fork and the string could act as a conduit for electricity

And every time say Clausen threw a pick Shep would get electric current running through his balls

But if Clausen threw a touchdown Shep would get to kiss Jessica Simpson

And if Clausen throws a pick-six well Shep has to kiss Tony Romo

And if Carolina loses we pull on the strings really tight and well...uh...you don't need me to spell it out for you

[Crow]

jesus christ

I'd better not lose this

[King of Kings]

Originally Posted by Crow

dude we should have the loser have to like

well let's say shep lost

and he got thrown onto the island right

well you could have shep's testicles tied together with metal string

and the string could be tied to a fork and the string could act as a conduit for electricity

And every time say Clausen threw a pick Shep would get electric current running through his balls

But if Clausen threw a touchdown Shep would get to kiss Jessica Simpson

And if Clausen throws a pick-six well Shep has to kiss Tony Romo

And if Carolina loses we pull on the strings really tight and well...uh...you don't need me to spell it out for you

You forgot the jumper cables hooked to his nippers, giving him a 12 volt shock everytime he mentions anything about QB's to the blind island monkeys and palm trees.

[Crow]

Jumper cables to the nipples are played out

I had that idea years ago when I was ten

Then some motherfucker used telepathy and stole it from my mind

bastard

[Tobalaz]

I'm sure if Crow could eat himself he'd never leave the house.

[Crow]

Hmmm...

Well...

I do I spend a lot of time on these forums...

[Tobalaz]

So I take it you're no longer putting in the extra hours to save up and buy that hot tub full of lime jello and case of motor oil you always wanted?
What about the swimming pool full of hot fudge and a bug zapper?

[Crow]

no