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Originally Posted by DaBrowns41 Dave Zastudil has been cut. Thanks for wasting our money! |
Another Savage "all our marbles" type of salary commitment on a PUNTER that required us to go Walmart shopping for Scott Player and Reggie Hodges for 3 straight years. I'm sure Zastudil was a nice guy and all but a PUNTER that rarely has contact with others NEVER has legs sporting healthy fitness in 3 consecutive years? I'm guessing Savage's same medical consultant that cleared Joe Andruzzi for healthy football ahead did the same for Zastudil. And SHAME on him for thinking he didn't need to fire Butch's goto guy on the day he deamed cervical spinal stenosis non-applicable to a ballcarrier he was looking to in round 4 when everyone else had him categorized into non draftworthy-free agent material. Shortly thereafter - we're reading Lee Suggs' promising preseason ended with numbnessdown down his arms and into the hands. Geee, ya think???? The only question I had was what cereal boxes equipped the Cleveland medical staff with degrees and licenses.
As of a couple weeks ago, Hodge's NFL miminum wages were leading both conferences in punts pinned inside the 10 yard line. Do you know what SUCKS moose nipples about that reality? We actually have to give credit to Mangini for HIRING Brad Seeley as the STs coach & problem solving Zastudil's land mine with the right UNEMPLOYED punter. That'll piss those off that don't want to think Mangini's mind can add players like David Harris, Darrell Revis, Dustin Keller, Nick Mangold, D'Brickashaw Ferguson, Alex Mack, Marcus Benard, Kenyon Coleman, David Bowens, Derreck Robinson, Matt Roth BEFORE Holmgren took over the CPR chest thumps.
Speaking of which, since we're playing NY today and I'm originally from the Western part of that overtaxed State - do you know how you do CPR in NY? Make a fist (and turn it so enclosed palm is facing upward) and pound the victim's chest saying
"HEY, GET UP BEFORE YOU PHUCKING DIE" in your favorite mobster's voice. Works every fricken time I'm told.
- Tom F.