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[Inspecta]

Well shep, your not under contract and most definitely a free agent. You can join another ball club if you feel your services aren't appreciated here.

There's nothing more off putting than somebody who's constantly patting themselves on the back and praising themselves. Again, the Rich similarities are getting eerily similar. Let others praise you (which I did in this thread). Lifting yourself up above everybody else is just douchey.

And I won't back off my comment to Adam, because I understand where he was coming from although I did not agree with the personal attack. There are a lot of us "gene pool shallow, self esteemed challenged" individuals on this board who don't jive well with pompous attitudes. That's just how the cookie crumbles.

I enjoy having good discussions with you, but when you flip the drama switch and start pissing and moaning all the while extolling your many virtues while simultaneously stating over and over that you could never have a hand in the negative vibes here, well you're not going to get much sympathy from me.

[Shep]

Dude, I know you think you can wiggle off by saying the same vapid, totally unbelievable "just like Rich" crap, and you can keep trying to make sense of your issues with me, and it'll still be blatantly obvious and sort of strange.

There's nothing to stand by with your comments to Adam. You just whiffed. You're standing by a whiff.

And you're wrong: You're being WAY more off putting than I am.

I don't fire until fired upon. My "gene pool" stuff is all getbacks, and getbacks are hell. Adam would be an obvious and easy target and I never, ever go after him unless he starts it. And I don't start up with you until you start up with me.

And if you don't think your message to Adam was starting up with me? Well... never mind. You know it was.

The best idea would be to just not comment on anything but the content of my posts. Don't advise anyone else on how to cope with my very difficult ways (!). Just stay out of it, basically... given that you're okay with as much crassness as people like Adam can muster but not okay with my, uhm...

Well, you're not okay with me, basically. I don't do anything to anybody.

[mz.]

...and thus is the problem with being on message boards of shitty teams. Losing begets frustration. Frustration begets arguing. Arguing begets this shit.

Do you think Indy fans are bickering over whether Addai or Brown should get more carries? Or do you think that New Orleans fans are classified as Bush Fags or Thomas Fags? Maybe, but it's losing, and the fucking ineptitude of this motherfucking shitty organization that creates these fights. I take ZERO responsibility for my actions herein and blame it all on external, Browns-related forces. And so should y'all. I bet if we were all on a Pats board we'd have threads discussing what our favorite foods are and threads devoted to pictures of our kids. I mean, what the fuck do they have to argue about...they're WINNERS!

/whatever you wanna call that.

[Shep]

Good point, MZ.

Let's all agree to NOT comment on each other personally, judge, draw conclusions, etc. I work really hard to not do that, to address the topic, keep the chickenshitting to football.

Spec? Let's just keep it to the Browns, football, etc.?

[mz.]

Let me add this: if you're going to take a fucker out, do it with one vicious punch, Ronnie-style. Like I did with King of Kings the other day. Otherwise, the board gets cluttered with a bunch of jabs, hugging, holding and weak body blows.

[Shep]

Fuck you, you fucking homosexual paraplegic retard with thyroid issues! Die, fucker! Die!

(Like that?)

[mz.]

I dunno...tough to do without 1) context and 2) real vitriol.

It's like that perfect tennis serve (or that perfect drive, for all of you with the patience to play a sport as shitty as golf), you just know when you hit that sweet spot.

[Inspecta]

I'm perfectly fine with you.

It's you who gets your panties in a wad at the slightest touch.

[Shep]

Am not, am not, am not. You cockless manloving shit eater. And quit touching my panties.

Originally Posted by Inspecta

I'm perfectly fine with you.

It's you who gets your panties in a wad at the slightest touch.

[Inspecta]

Originally Posted by Shep

Am not, am not, am not. You cockless manloving shit eater. And quit touching my panties.

But they're silk Shep, and feel so good....

[damajuki]

Holy hell, mz. You are a magician.

You somehow made a stupid thread hilarious.

Too bad we don't have stupid thanks button to abuse. I'd abuse you about a thousand times.

Whoa. That didn't sound right. But I'm leaving it. Somehow, it fits in this thread.