Things to do Sunday at 1:00pm

[Riffer X]

1. Yard work and gutters
2. Drink profusely and watch some real football games at the local pub.
3. Watch 50 First Dates back to back.
4. Clean bathroom.
5. Wash clothes.
6. Take a Nyquil induced nap for a good 3 hours.
7. Check out the newest bestest online porn. Think outside the Vivid competition box.
8. Go to the dog park and check out the hot 60 somethings.
9. Go for a gay bike ride.
10. Work on resume and search for a better job.

Bonus: Hang at the coffee shop with the local Libs and wax philosophical over the latest Coldplay masterpiece.

I would be grateful for any further recommendations. Thanks!

[next2nothing]

11. Masturbate in succession.

[Crow]

You know, I don't really like Coldplay.

As a godless liberal heathen, it's never really called out to my inner spirit that's yearning to sacrifice goats, you know?

[Riffer X]

Originally Posted by Crow

You know, I don't really like Coldplay.

As a godless liberal heathen, it's never really called out to my inner spirit that's yearning to sacrifice goats, you know?

Coldplay shreds dude, badass. You college libs too cool for the Coldy's?

[brownie]

Jump on somebody else's bandwagon! I'm a "BROWNS"fan since 1961 and I'll be a "BROWNS" fan till I die. True fans stick with they're team through thick & thin. Don't believe the hype that ESPN idiots say. Holmgren & Heckert are building a team to compete for yrs to come not just a one or two yr run to please the fans now... I will never give up on my browns but if you jump ship now, don't expect to be welcome back when your other team fails as all teams do. Our patience will be rewarded one day soon and I for one will honestly be able to say" I was here the whole time"!!!!!!!!!

[next2nothing]

Originally Posted by brownie

Holmgren & Heckert are building a team to compete for yrs to come

We sure did compete with the Texans yesterday!

[SoCalBrownsFan]

12a: Paint a room, and watch the paint dry.

[choco]

13. recreational squirrel hunting

[OzDawg]

go to bondi beach and watch the sharks teach the vacationing surfers why we call them "shark biscuits"

[Riffer X]

Originally Posted by brownie

Jump on somebody else's bandwagon! I'm a "BROWNS"fan since 1961 and I'll be a "BROWNS" fan till I die. True fans stick with they're team through thick & thin. Don't believe the hype that ESPN idiots say. Holmgren & Heckert are building a team to compete for yrs to come not just a one or two yr run to please the fans now... I will never give up on my browns but if you jump ship now, don't expect to be welcome back when your other team fails as all teams do. Our patience will be rewarded one day soon and I for one will honestly be able to say" I was here the whole time"!!!!!!!!!

You may go back farther than me but I can guarantee that you are not a bigger fan than me. You may be equal, but you are not bigger.

We are not talking about winning now, we are talking about having a competent team here. This is not competent and it is unacceptable. We just got rid of a solid coach that had this team playing light years ahead of this debacle last year, and this team has added talent. We will see if this "Plan" works, but I have heard this tune way too much to sit back like you and believe believe believe without having or seeing anything to believe in.

Brownie, I applaud you as a fan and I am sure we could enjoy each others company for a game, I love the old schooler's wisdom, but this my friend, is not pro football. We deserve better than this. I assure you I ain't going anywhere, but i have a right to be pissed and so do you. So does everybody.

[hiwaygal]

Originally Posted by OzDawg

go to bondi beach and watch the sharks teach the vacationing surfers why we call them "shark biscuits"

WINNER!!!!


@brownie - C'MON MAN!!! We needed a little levity around here today.

What number are we on?

a - clean the oven, or just turn on the gas and stick head in
b - rescue dustbunnies from under the bed, find them a good home in a squirrel nest.
c - tie-dye a t-shirt
d - start Christmas shopping
e - start Christmas baking (and eating)

Oh my, the possibilities are endless.

[Sez.EJ]

I'll be watching the Browns beat the Jaguars.