Aside from having the most intimidating name in the draft (it translates as "House of Spears"), Ndamukong Suh is just a freak of nature:
And, while other high-picked players set about screwing up their lives as soon as they get drafted, Suh has already pledged $2.6 million to Nebraska.
The killer here is that the Browns pick at #7 instead of, say, #5. If they were at 7, then I could hope for two teams passing on him (I can't blame the Rams for taking Bradford, but the Lions would be fools not to take him) and then start screaming at the television for the Browns to trade up and benefit from at least one (and maybe two) team's mistake. At 7, there's no way he falls far enough for the Browns to realistically trade up to get him.
Dennis
Oh, well. I guess Eric Berry would be a good enough consolation prize.