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[Inspecta]

Dude we've had our AC go out in the middle of August here and that shit ain't fun. Hope it gets fixed soon bro.

I honestly don't know how people lived in the south before AC was invented.......

[King of Kings]

Originally Posted by Inspecta

Now you're freaking me out KOK....

being correctamundo always freaks people out especially those always wrongamundo...... who got it right when it came to fatass Joe Thomas being a beast...... you can't tell them KoK was right unless you rewrite history....... tell em who gets things right around here..... after you finish making gabes coffee for him...... Browns troll out......

[Riffer X]

Originally Posted by King of Kings

being correctamundo always freaks people out especially those always wrongamundo...... who got it right when it came to fatass Joe Thomas being a beast...... you can't tell them KoK was right unless you rewrite history....... tell em who gets things right around here..... after you finish making gabes coffee for him...... Browns troll out......

dis is too funny....imbecile King of shit playing like he be astute like Rich....who gets it while the herd sticks heads up collective arses.....often and regular or sumtin......me tinks King of shit and riffer needs anger management.....or go fuque demselves to doze of us wit acumen......luv ya Shep......hate da messenger assholes for specta shit for mod deletes dis.....he haw

[Shep]

We were living in North Carolina when a hurricane hit... knocked out power for 9 days. My wife was six months pregnant and the average high in Raleigh in August was about 100. We were living way over our heads (long story) and couldn't afford to stay in a hotel or anything back then.

After a week, I did put Susan and the two kids in a hotel room because I had to fly out for work. Two days later, the power came back.

The sound of our neighbors huge generator (for fans, at least) made us want to kill them... except they were all Mafia from Jersey. No kidding.

I have never been so hot in all my life. Spent hours a day cutting wood... then all night not sleeping.

[mz.]

Originally Posted by Riffer X

dis is too funny....imbecile King of shit playing like he be astute like Rich....who gets it while the herd sticks heads up collective arses.....often and regular or sumtin......me tinks King of shit and riffer needs anger management.....or go fuque demselves to doze of us wit acumen......luv ya Shep......hate da messenger assholes for specta shit for mod deletes dis.....he haw

This shit is so funny. It never gets old.

I wonder if he talks like this in person.

[King of Kings]

Originally Posted by mz.

This shit is so funny. It never gets old.

I wonder if he talks like this in person.

Oh god, could you imagine? Rich goes to Burger King......

Cashier: Welcome to Burger King may I take your order?
Rich: I want one of dose fatass whoppers with everything asshole....
Cashier: Excuse me?
Rich: Imbecile gimme a fatass whopper for a buck....
Cashier: Umm the whopper is $3.99
Rich: Tell more lies asshole or give me my fatass whopper.... your choice....
Cashier: Okay sir, that's $4.51 after change.....
*Rich hands the cashier $5*
Rich: Give my my five dollars you owe me asshole....
Cashier: You only gave me five dollars... Your total is $4.51, I owe you 49cents.
Rich: Bullshit lying asshole pay me my five dollars.... This is why this place is shit and you're shit....
Cashier: Uhhh.....
Rich: I got it correctomundo for a decade asshole the whopper is 99cents....
Cashier: Uhhh? Let me get my manager, Sir.
Rich: Ask your manager who got it right about Ronald McDonald while you assholes wanted a crown... Or tell more lies asshole Burger King of shit......
Manager: Sir please leave.
Rich: Listen knucklefuque give me me my fatass whopper or get punched in the mouth asshole...
Manager: I'm calling the police.
Rich: Fuque you asshole tell them some more lies about how I didn't order a 99cent whopper.... I dare you or tell them who got the order right... your choice....

[Shep]

Dude, I actually love Rich... and he can type perfectly fine when he wants to, which only makes it more bizarre... but that was just fucking hilarious.

Originally Posted by King of Kings

Oh god, could you imagine? Rich goes to Burger King......

Cashier: Welcome to Burger King may I take your order?
Rich: I want one of dose fatass whoppers with everything asshole....
Cashier: Excuse me?
Rich: Imbecile gimme a fatass whopper for a buck....
Cashier: Umm the whopper is $3.99
Rich: Tell more lies asshole or give me my fatass whopper.... your choice....
Cashier: Okay sir, that's $4.51 after change.....
*Rich hands the cashier $5*
Rich: Give my my five dollars you owe me asshole....
Cashier: You only gave me five dollars... Your total is $4.51, I owe you 49cents.
Rich: Bullshit lying asshole pay me my five dollars.... This is why this place is shit and you're shit....
Cashier: Uhhh.....
Rich: I got it correctomundo for a decade asshole the whopper is 99cents....
Cashier: Uhhh? Let me get my manager, Sir.
Rich: Ask your manager who got it right about Ronald McDonald while you assholes wanted a crown... Or tell more lies asshole Burger King of shit......
Manager: Sir please leave.
Rich: Listen knucklefuque give me me my fatass whopper or get punched in the mouth asshole...
Manager: I'm calling the police.
Rich: Fuque you asshole tell them some more lies about how I didn't order a 99cent whopper.... I dare you or tell them who got the order right... your choice....

[Inspecta]

Dude, KOK I rarely enjoy the dialogue exchanges people post, but that was one of the funniest fucking things I've read on this message board. No bullshit. My family is now looking at me like I have lobster crawling out of my ears cause I laughed so hard I had tears streaming down my face.

I've met Rich in person, so I could visualize this perfectly, and man, that was hilarious

Shep is right, Rich can post with perfect grammar when he wants to, it's just he only wants to about 1 out of every 300 posts he makes.

I needed that laugh bro, kudos.

[Inspecta]

Originally Posted by Shep

We were living in North Carolina when a hurricane hit... knocked out power for 9 days. My wife was six months pregnant and the average high in Raleigh in August was about 100. We were living way over our heads (long story) and couldn't afford to stay in a hotel or anything back then.

After a week, I did put Susan and the two kids in a hotel room because I had to fly out for work. Two days later, the power came back.

The sound of our neighbors huge generator (for fans, at least) made us want to kill them... except they were all Mafia from Jersey. No kidding.

I have never been so hot in all my life. Spent hours a day cutting wood... then all night not sleeping.

I'm assuming your referring to one of those that came through in the 90's. Man we had a shitload. Every year it was the same damn thing.

And yeah, it's cosmic irony that hurricanes come through during the hottest part of the summer. The worst was Hurricane Hugo (I was living in Charleston SC), power was out for 6 weeks, no bullshit. It was nearly unbearable.