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Sure you were. Like I said the last time your loser ass decided to talk shit, I live a few hours away so just say the word wheelchair salesmen. Lemme guess, *crickets chirping again* that's what I fucking thought, another bitter ass motherfucker taking his frustrations out on the net. 1: Grow a pair for once in your waste of a life and 2: If life sucks THAT bad you gotta be a prick to people on this board? Either put the fucking revolver in your mouth and off yourself already OR stop taking it out on Barkinghard, go get your GED and move on from minimum wage loserdom.

Either way? Shut the fuck up about me already.

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Why? It's already down here in the burial ground.

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And I fully own it so fair enough.

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Go figure, the pussy cops out again. He can dish it on the 'Net but doesn't have the set to talk his shit in person, big surprise there. As for your other little digs bitchboy, you know what they say about those that throw around "durrrr you have a small dick" comments. Is that why you're such a bitter sack of shit?

Dude, they got hookers in that shithole state you live in, go give one 50 bucks and she'll tell you whatever it takes for you to stop being so miserable.

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Originally Posted by Greythan

Oh horseshit.

Back it up with proof

Can't be done because it is mere blowing smoke out of ones ass. But of course that's how it has to be. These Holmgren fanboys can't point to any actual positives he and his inept lackeys have brought to this team, ALL they have is "durrrhurrr this teams playing better than it had before! *Stomps feet on the floor* it is it is it is damnit!"

It isn't. You can't even make an argument that this team is outperforming RAC&Rolls teams much less EM's. I guess MAYBE you could make a claim it's playing better than Chris Palmer's squad slightly. I'd say they look alot alike but the W/L ratio beats out Palmer slightly.

Oh well, onto the next "wahhhh Mangini sux wahhhh Shurmur good" temper tantrum.

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Originally Posted by Enigmatic Evil

You take this in stride, and really you have to wonder how Randy Lerner hasn't put two-and-two together especially with his office RIGHT FUCKING NEXT TO HOLMGRENS... Holmgren's got to be a hell of a pitch man. I would love to hear him on the sell, I bet he's got a hell of a charisma when he's going for something he wants as opposed to when he's being blindsided by the media during a token press conference appearance.

I'm not getting into this too heavily because this is why i've been steering clear of the board for the last little while but you really have to start to wonder after a while just what we're trying to accomplish here and if next season leads to more incompetency and mediocrity, will Randy Lerner have the sense to say enough is enough and maybe make SOME demands of the man HE hired to make this team a WINNER?

Randy is kind of like nickers, a retard. All Holmgren has to do is spout some football bullshit Randy's wait, act like he's upset every monday morning in his office and Randy's yuppy ass will buy it. Others who have had dealings with him have all said similar, the guy knows so little about football he's easily intimidated by those who can spin some shit on it to sound good. Judging from yesterdays lame interview Holmgren has Lerner wrapped around his finger and Lerner is unfortunately cool with that.

Originally Posted by Enigmatic Evil

Shurmur needs the help, but if this guy is a consultant akin to Haskell "consulting" Holmgren then fuck right off. Based on his job description, he's not the OC we're looking for... am I right?

Far as I know he's not the OC, he's a Holmgren lackey from way back who flamed out at the NFL level and was sitting at home without a job, like 90% of Holmgren's hires, and thus we tossed him a title and a contract to hang out in Cleveland "consulting" alongside Eddie Haskell and Everybody Loves Ray Rhodes. Obvious to us while oblivious to Lerner apparently we need a shitload of consultants practicing their golf swing on the Browns dime and need to be making millions of dollars on staff just in case we wanna call them up and ask a question or two.

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Originally Posted by YtownBacker

You pathetic hypocrite,

Need a tampon?

Originally Posted by YtownBacker

I took a break because you are poising every post with you bullshit and bravado.

So it's now my fault you tucked tail and ran after starting shit you couldn't back up with Gabe? Really?

Originally Posted by YtownBacker

You are a flip-flopping bandwaggoner who will be first in line saying.......yea, I told you guys we got it right this time when it turns around.

There is two major problems with that.

1: As long as this staff is here nothing is going to turn around aaaand....

2: If by some miracle the three fucking stooges managed to post a fluke winning season? I would still be right here saying to fire their asses. See unlike some i'm interested in Championships and dominance, not a winning season here, a winning season there or perpetual .500 as a poor mans Eagles minus the mind and ability of Andy Reid making it all work.

Originally Posted by YtownBacker

Bottom line is you wouldn't be here posting if you had any half the knowledge you think you have. Make one constructive post and show us all that you just aren't all about pissing on everybody else just because you can.

I make plenty of them and continue to do so. I'm guessing in this world you live in constructive means sucking the F.O.'s dick and pretending everything is great. Yeahhhh I won't be making many of those anytime soon. Nor will I be making excuses for them. Been there, done that. Over. And over. And over. Frankly after over two decades of idiotic decisions by this franchise under two separate regimes and empty hollow proclamation after empty hollow proclamation i've burnt out on all of the "aw shucks fellas, we just need a few more years and we'll get behind 4-5 wins per season."

They've had two years. They have wasted both. Fuck them, fuck Lerner and since you've decided to pretend you have a pair between your legs and start shit talking me in every post? Fuck you too.

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Originally Posted by YtownBacker

You have made it obvious that you hate everything CLEVELAND BROWNS, so don't let the door hit you in the ass.

The rest of us are here to talk football and this is a fun time of year.

Love the Browns, hate the F.O. and punk ass owner. There IS a difference except apparently for guys like you. Now, do I really need to tell you where to stick your shit talking and attitude, bitchboy?