Introducing Woof Pack II

[Flugel]

2011 DRAFT RESULTS

BIG Dawgs (Hiwaygal)
1.(1)Arian Foster (Hou - RB)2.(24)Tom Brady (NE - QB)3.(25)DeAngelo Williams (Car - RB)4.(48)Mike Williams (TB - WR)5.(49)Jermichael Finley (GB - TE)6.(72)Green Bay (GB - DEF)7.(73)Austin Collie (Ind - WR)8.(96)Jordan Cameron (Cle - TE)9.(97)Greg Little (Cle - WR)10.(120)Thomas Jones (KC - RB)11.(121)Nate Kaeding (SD - K)12.(144)Donovan McNabb (Min - QB)13.(145)New Orleans (NO - DEF)14.(168)Devin Hester (Chi - WR)15.(169)Matt Bryant (Atl - K)

Drink Beer (Flugel)
1.(2)Adrian Peterson (Min - RB)2.(23)Reggie Wayne (Ind - WR)3.(26)Jason Witten (Dal - TE)4.(47)Fred Jackson (Buf - RB)5.(50)Eli Manning (NYG - QB)6.(71)A.J. Green (Cin - WR)7.(74)Marshawn Lynch (Sea - RB)8.(95)Pittsburgh (Pit - DEF)9.(98)LaDainian Tomlinson (NYJ - RB)10.(119)Lance Moore (NO - WR)11.(122)Matt Cassel (KC - QB)12.(143)Nate Burleson (Det - WR)13.(146)Mark Sanchez (NYJ - QB)14.(167)Mohamed Massaquoi (Cle - WR)15.(170)Garrett Hartley (NO - K)

WarrenDawg (nmills)
1.(3)Rashard Mendenhall (Pit - RB)2.(22)Matt Forte (Chi - RB)3.(27)Dwayne Bowe (KC - WR)4.(46)Matt Ryan (Atl - QB)5.(51)Dez Bryant (Dal - WR)6.(70)Jeremy Maclin (Phi - WR)7.(75)Brandon Jacobs (NYG - RB)8.(94)Danny Woodhead (NE - RB)9.(99)Tony Gonzalez (Atl - TE)10.(118)James Jones (GB - WR)11.(123)Braylon Edwards (SF - WR)12.(142)Mikel LeShoure (Det - RB)13.(147)San Diego (SD - DEF)14.(166)Carnell Williams (StL - RB)15.(171)Adam Vinatieri (Ind - K)

Ramrods (Ramrod)
1.(4)Michael Vick (Phi - QB)2.(21)Steven Jackson (StL - RB)3.(28)Felix Jones (Dal - RB)4.(45)Chad Ochocinco (NE - WR)5.(52)Cedric Benson (Cin - RB)6.(69)Plaxico Burress (NYJ - WR)7.(76)Dallas Clark (Ind - TE)8.(93)Matthew Stafford (Det - QB)9.(100)Mike Tolbert (SD - RB)10.(117)Malcom Floyd (SD - WR)11.(124)Ronnie Brown (Phi - RB)12.(141)Roy Helu (Was - RB)13.(148)Chicago (Chi - DEF)14.(165)Chris Cooley (Was - TE)15.(172)Josh Brown (StL - K)

BrownOut (TheBestPlayersPlay)
1.(5)Aaron Rodgers (GB - QB)2.(20)Maurice Jones-Drew (Jac - RB)3.(29)Hakeem Nicks (NYG - WR)4.(44)Knowshon Moreno (Den - RB)5.(53)DeSean Jackson (Phi - WR)6.(68)Brandon Lloyd (Den - WR)7.(77)Percy Harvin (Min - WR)8.(92)Kellen Winslow (TB - TE)9.(101)New York (NYJ - DEF)10.(116)Johnny Knox (Chi - WR)11.(125)Kevin Kolb (Ari - QB)12.(140)Montario Hardesty (Cle - RB)13.(149)Sebastian Janikowski (Oak - K)14.(164)Dustin Keller (NYJ - TE)15.(173)David Nelson (Buf - WR)

TheNoblePhilSavages (Alo)
1.(6)Ray Rice (Bal - RB)2.(19)Frank Gore (SF - RB)3.(30)Mike Wallace (Pit - WR)4.(43)Ben Roethlisberger (Pit - QB)5.(54)Santonio Holmes (NYJ - WR)6.(67)Jared Cook (Ten - TE)7.(78)Reggie Bush (Mia - RB)8.(91)Mike Thomas (Jac - WR)9.(102)Willis McGahee (Den - RB)10.(115)James Starks (GB - RB)11.(126)Jay Cutler (Chi - QB)12.(139)Andre Roberts (Ari - WR)13.(150)Greg Olsen (Car - TE)14.(163)Alex Henery (Phi - K)15.(174)Miami (Mia - DEF)

Da Comets (Solon)
1.(7)Andre Johnson (Hou - WR)2.(18)Larry Fitzgerald (Ari - WR)3.(31)LeGarrette Blount (TB - RB)4.(42)Vincent Jackson (SD - WR)5.(55)Beanie Wells (Ari - RB)6.(66)Ryan Mathews (SD - RB)7.(79)Josh Freeman (TB - QB)8.(90)Jimmy Graham (NO - TE)9.(103)Sam Bradford (StL - QB)10.(114)Mason Crosby (GB - K)11.(127)Detroit (Det - DEF)12.(138)Michael Crabtree (SF - WR)13.(151)Brandon Pettigrew (Det - TE)14.(162)Kendall Hunter (SF - RB)15.(175)Alex Green (GB - RB)

WOOF WOOF WOOF (Enigmatic Evil)
1.(8)Philip Rivers (SD - QB)2.(17)Peyton Hillis (Cle - RB)3.(32)Greg Jennings (GB - WR)4.(41)Jahvid Best (Det - RB)5.(56)Marques Colston (NO - WR)6.(65)Vernon Davis (SF - TE)7.(80)Kenny Britt (Ten - WR)8.(89)Philadelphia (Phi - DEF)9.(104)Joshua Cribbs (Cle - WR)10.(113)Jonathan Stewart (Car - RB)11.(128)Cam Newton (Car - QB)12.(137)Marion Barber (Chi - RB)13.(152)Marcedes Lewis (Jac - TE)14.(161)Neil Rackers (Hou - K)15.(176)Houston (Hou - DEF)

Team DangeRuss (Riffer X)
1.(9)Chris Johnson (Ten - RB)2.(16)Drew Brees (NO - QB)3.(33)Mark Ingram (NO - RB)4.(40)Matt Schaub (Hou - QB)5.(57)Stevie Johnson (Buf - WR)6.(64)Julio Jones (Atl - WR)7.(81)Evan Moore (Cle - TE)8.(88)Santana Moss (Was - WR)9.(105)Danny Amendola (StL - WR)10.(112)Michael Bush (Oak - RB)11.(129)Benjamin Watson (Cle - TE)12.(136)Ryan Torain (Was - RB)13.(153)Steve Smith (Car - WR)14.(160)Tampa Bay (TB - DEF)15.(177)Jason Hanson (Det - K)

Taint Me (Hammertime)
1.(10)Jamaal Charles (KC - RB)2.(15)Roddy White (Atl - WR)3.(34)Shonn Greene (NYJ - RB)4.(39)Peyton Manning (Ind - QB)5.(58)Anquan Boldin (Bal - WR)6.(63)BenJarvus Green-Ellis (NE - RB)7.(82)Owen Daniels (Hou - TE)8.(87)Colt McCoy (Cle - QB)9.(106)Pierre Garcon (Ind - WR)10.(111)Roy Williams (Chi - WR)11.(130)Baltimore (Bal - DEF)12.(135)Pierre Thomas (NO - RB)13.(154)Phil Dawson (Cle - K)14.(159)Rob Gronkowski (NE - TE)15.(178)Donald Driver (GB - WR)

WhachuTlknBoutHillis (DaBrowns41)
1.(11)Michael Turner (Atl - RB)2.(14)Darren McFadden (Oak - RB)3.(35)Ahmad Bradshaw (NYG - RB)4.(38)Miles Austin (Dal - WR)5.(59)Antonio Gates (SD - TE)6.(62)Brandon Marshall (Mia - WR)7.(83)Joe Flacco (Bal - QB)8.(86)Joseph Addai (Ind - RB)9.(107)C.J. Spiller (Buf - RB)10.(110)Daniel Thomas (Mia - RB)11.(131)Jordy Nelson (GB - WR)12.(134)Davone Bess (Mia - WR)13.(155)Ben Tate (Hou - RB)14.(158)Kansas City (KC - DEF)15.(179)Denarius Moore (Oak - WR)

Iron Haden (Koa)
1.(12)LeSean McCoy (Phi - RB)2.(13)Calvin Johnson (Det - WR)3.(36)Tony Romo (Dal - QB)4.(37)Wes Welker (NE - WR)5.(60)Ryan Grant (GB - RB)6.(61)Mario Manningham (NYG - WR)7.(84)Sidney Rice (Sea - WR)8.(85)Tim Hightower (Was - RB)9.(108)Zach Miller (Sea - TE)10.(109)Mike Sims-Walker (StL - WR)11.(132)Kyle Orton (Den - QB)12.(133)New England (NE - DEF)13.(156)Darren Sproles (NO - RB)14.(157)Stephen Gostkowski (NE - K)15.(180)Steve Breaston (KC - WR)

[Riffer X]

BIG Dawgs

1 -1 Arian Foster (Hou - RB)
2 -24 Tom Brady (NE - QB)
3 -25 DeAngelo Williams (Car - RB)
4 -48 Mike Williams (TB - WR)
5 -49 Jermichael Finley (GB - TE)
6 -72 Green Bay (GB - DEF)
7 -73 Austin Collie (Ind - WR)
8 -96 Jordan Cameron (Cle - TE)
9 -97 Greg Little (Cle - WR)
10 -120 Thomas Jones (KC - RB)
11 -121 Nate Kaeding (SD - K)
12 -144 Donovan McNabb (Min - QB)
13 -145 New Orleans (NO - DEF)
14 -168 Devin Hester (Chi - WR)
15 -169 Matt Bryant (Atl - K)

Drink Beer
1 -2 Adrian Peterson (Min - RB)
2 -23 Reggie Wayne (Ind - WR)
3 -26 Jason Witten (Dal - TE)
4 -47 Fred Jackson (Buf - RB)
5 -50 Eli Manning (NYG - QB)
6 -71 A.J. Green (Cin - WR)
7 -74 Marshawn Lynch (Sea - RB)
8 -95 Pittsburgh (Pit - DEF)
9 -98 LaDainian Tomlinson (NYJ - RB)
10 -119 Lance Moore (NO - WR)
11 -122 Matt Cassel (KC - QB)
12 -143 Nate Burleson (Det - WR)
13 -146 Mark Sanchez (NYJ - QB)
14 -167 Mohamed Massaquoi (Cle - WR)
15 -170 Garrett Hartley (NO - K)

WarrenDawg
1 -3 Rashard Mendenhall (Pit - RB)
2 -22 Matt Forte (Chi - RB)
3 -27 Dwayne Bowe (KC - WR)
4 -46 Matt Ryan (Atl - QB)
5 -51 Dez Bryant (Dal - WR)
6 -70 Jeremy Maclin (Phi - WR)
7 -75 Brandon Jacobs (NYG - RB)
8 -94 Danny Woodhead (NE - RB)
9 -99 Tony Gonzalez (Atl - TE)
10 -118 James Jones (GB - WR)
11 -123 Braylon Edwards (SF - WR)
12 -142 Mikel LeShoure (Det - RB)
13 -147 San Diego (SD - DEF)
14 -166 Carnell Williams (StL - RB)
15 -171 Adam Vinatieri (Ind - K)

ramrods
1 -4 Michael Vick (Phi - QB)
2 -21 Steven Jackson (StL - RB)
3 -28 Felix Jones (Dal - RB)
4 -45 Chad Ochocinco (NE - WR)
5 -52 Cedric Benson (Cin - RB)
6 -69 Plaxico Burress (NYJ - WR)
7 -76 Dallas Clark (Ind - TE)
8 -93 Matthew Stafford (Det - QB)
9 -100 Mike Tolbert (SD - RB)
10 -117 Malcom Floyd (SD - WR)
11 -124 Ronnie Brown (Phi - RB)
12 -141 Roy Helu (Was - RB)
13 -148 Chicago (Chi - DEF)
14 -165 Chris Cooley (Was - TE)
15 -172 Josh Brown (StL - K)

BrownOut
1 -5 Aaron Rodgers (GB - QB)
2 -20 Maurice Jones-Drew (Jac - RB)
3 -29 Hakeem Nicks (NYG - WR)
4 -44 Knowshon Moreno (Den - RB)
5 -53 DeSean Jackson (Phi - WR)
6 -68 Brandon Lloyd (Den - WR)
7 -77 Percy Harvin (Min - WR)
8 -92 Kellen Winslow (TB - TE)
9 -101 New York (NYJ - DEF)
10 -116 Johnny Knox (Chi - WR)
11 -125 Kevin Kolb (Ari - QB)
12 -140 Montario Hardesty (Cle - RB)
13 -149 Sebastian Janikowski (Oak - K)
14 -164 Dustin Keller (NYJ - TE)
15 -173 David Nelson (Buf - WR)

TheNoblePhilSavages
1 -6 Ray Rice (Bal - RB)
2 -19 Frank Gore (SF - RB)
3 -30 Mike Wallace (Pit - WR)
4 -43 Ben Roethlisberger (Pit - QB)
5 -54 Santonio Holmes (NYJ - WR)
6 -67 Jared Cook (Ten - TE)
7 -78 Reggie Bush (Mia - RB)
8 -91 Mike Thomas (Jac - WR)
9 -102 Willis McGahee (Den - RB)
10 -115 James Starks (GB - RB)
11 -126 Jay Cutler (Chi - QB)
12 -139 Andre Roberts (Ari - WR)
13 -150 Greg Olsen (Car - TE)
14 -163 Alex Henery (Phi - K)
15 -174 Miami (Mia - DEF)

Da Comets
1 -7 Andre Johnson (Hou - WR)
2 -18 Larry Fitzgerald (Ari - WR)
3 -31 LeGarrette Blount (TB - RB)
4 -42 Vincent Jackson (SD - WR)
5 -55 Beanie Wells (Ari - RB)
6 -66 Ryan Mathews (SD - RB)
7 -79 Josh Freeman (TB - QB)
8 -90 Jimmy Graham (NO - TE)
9 -103 Sam Bradford (StL - QB)
10 -114 Mason Crosby (GB - K)
11 -127 Detroit (Det - DEF)
12 -138 Michael Crabtree (SF - WR)
13 -151 Brandon Pettigrew (Det - TE)
14 -162 Kendall Hunter (SF - RB)
15 -175 Alex Green (GB - RB)

WOOF WOOF WOOF
1 -8 Philip Rivers (SD - QB)
2 -17 Peyton Hillis (Cle - RB)
3 -32 Greg Jennings (GB - WR)
4 -41 Jahvid Best (Det - RB)
5 -56 Marques Colston (NO - WR)
6 -65 Vernon Davis (SF - TE)
7 -80 Kenny Britt (Ten - WR)
8 -89 Philadelphia (Phi - DEF)
9 -104 Joshua Cribbs (Cle - WR)
10 -113 Jonathan Stewart (Car - RB)
11 -128 Cam Newton (Car - QB)
12 -137 Marion Barber (Chi - RB)
13 -152 Marcedes Lewis (Jac - TE)
14 -161 Neil Rackers (Hou - K)
15 -176 Houston (Hou - DEF)

Team DangeRuss
1 -9 Chris Johnson (Ten - RB)
2 -16 Drew Brees (NO - QB)
3 -33 Mark Ingram (NO - RB)
4 -40 Matt Schaub (Hou - QB)
5 -57 Stevie Johnson (Buf - WR)
6 -64 Julio Jones (Atl - WR)
7 -81 Evan Moore (Cle - TE)
8 -88 Santana Moss (Was - WR)
9 -105 Danny Amendola (StL - WR)
10 -112 Michael Bush (Oak - RB)
11 -129 Benjamin Watson (Cle - TE)
12 -136 Ryan Torain (Was - RB)
13 -153 Steve Smith (Car - WR)
14 -160 Tampa Bay (TB - DEF)
15 -177 Jason Hanson (Det - K)

taint me
1 -10 Jamaal Charles (KC - RB)
2 -15 Roddy White (Atl - WR)
3 -34 Shonn Greene (NYJ - RB)
4 -39 Peyton Manning (Ind - QB)
5 -58 Anquan Boldin (Bal - WR)
6 -63 BenJarvus Green-Ellis (NE - RB)
7 -82 Owen Daniels (Hou - TE)
8 -87 Colt McCoy (Cle - QB)
9 -106 Pierre Garcon (Ind - WR)
10 -111 Roy Williams (Chi - WR)
11 -130 Baltimore (Bal - DEF)
12 -135 Pierre Thomas (NO - RB)
13 -154 Phil Dawson (Cle - K)
14 -159 Rob Gronkowski (NE - TE)
15 -178 Donald Driver (GB - WR)

WhachuTlknBoutHillis
1 -11 Michael Turner (Atl - RB)
2 -14 Darren McFadden (Oak - RB)
3 -35 Ahmad Bradshaw (NYG - RB)
4 -38 Miles Austin (Dal - WR)
5 -59 Antonio Gates (SD - TE)
6 -62 Brandon Marshall (Mia - WR)
7 -83 Joe Flacco (Bal - QB)
8 -86 Joseph Addai (Ind - RB)
9 -107 C.J. Spiller (Buf - RB)
10 -110 Daniel Thomas (Mia - RB)
11 -131 Jordy Nelson (GB - WR)
12 -134 Davone Bess (Mia - WR)
13 -155 Ben Tate (Hou - RB)
14 -158 Kansas City (KC - DEF)
15 -179 Denarius Moore (Oak - WR)

Iron Haden
1 -12 LeSean McCoy (Phi - RB)
2 -13 Calvin Johnson (Det - WR)
3 -36 Tony Romo (Dal - QB)
4 -37 Wes Welker (NE - WR)
5 -60 Ryan Grant (GB - RB)
6 -61 Mario Manningham (NYG - WR)
7 -84 Sidney Rice (Sea - WR)
8 -85 Tim Hightower (Was - RB)
9 -108 Zach Miller (Sea - TE)
10 -109 Mike Sims-Walker (StL - WR)
11 -132 Kyle Orton (Den - QB)
12 -133 New England (NE - DEF)
13 -156 Darren Sproles (NO - RB)
14 -157 Stephen Gostkowski (NE - K)
15 -180 Steve Breaston (KC - WR)

[Solon16]

if Cj don't play ..think up a trade...n e rb but blount!

[Alo]

Think I got a good chance to make the playoffs this year. It'd be nice to know what that feels like.

[Flugel]

I thought everybody did a terrific job!

Tell me, does Hiwaygal look like this is only her 2nd season attemtping Fantasy Football? Look at that freakin roster. I'm already trying to find a rock big enough to hide under when my ragtags go up against that.

[Riffer X]

Originally Posted by Flugel

I thought everybody did a terrific job!

Tell me, does Hiwaygal look like this is only her 2nd season attemtping Fantasy Football? Look at that freakin roster. I'm already trying to find a rock big enough to hide under when my ragtags go up against that.

Looks like Hiway is the best on paper to me. I could see her beating down Ramrod and Da Browns pretty good.

[hiwaygal]

Awww...thanks guys!

After the first couple of picks I had no clue what I was doing - seriously. And ya'll saw my strategy in the other thread!

I got lucky having the first pick though!

[hammertime]

i'd like to thank yahoo for keeping me out of the draftroom till the 4th round.

it kept trying to load over and over again.

[Koa]

Originally Posted by hammertime

i'd like to thank yahoo for keeping me out of the draftroom till the 4th round.

it kept trying to load over and over again.

Prob need to send that thank you card to a shitty internet connection

[ramrod]

Originally Posted by Riffer X

Looks like Hiway is the best on paper to me. I could see her beating down Ramrod and Da Browns pretty good.

No chance whatsoever. Vick will have 80 by himself. Plus, I just don't lose to girls. Its against my religion.

Dabrowns on the other hand......... I mean, he has Flacco as his QB. He has to play 10 plus leagues just to have 1 shot at the playoffs. What else is there to say?

[Flugel]

Originally Posted by ramrod

No chance whatsoever. Vick will have 80 by himself. Plus, I just don't lose to girls. Its against my religion.

Dabrowns on the other hand......... I mean, he has Flacco as his QB. He has to play 10 plus leagues just to have 1 shot at the playoffs. What else is there to say?

This gives me a great idea like Ramrod always does. BECAUSE it's Fantasy Football we need to hand out Weekly Awards once the season kicks off.

Here's what is competing with alot of unexplained noise inside your buddy Flugel's dome:
Our weekly summaries need to add a weekly high scorer award. There's also going to be a more prestigious honor called the "What a Basterd!" award honoring the best trash talk among competitors for that side of things. In saying that, please remember that Yahoo will kick people out of their leagues for cussing or crossing the line on their league websites. Therefore, my suggestion for any talkologists in Da House is if you're gonna press boundaries - don't do it on Yahoo's website message board for our league. Do it right here on Barkinghard's Fantasy Football funny papers where you can go WWWF-level trashmouth about your smashmouth roster. The Ramrod-DaBrownies rivalry was a rip snortin riot last year. I got way too much credit last year for writing up summaries off the personalities we had. I may suck at trash talk; but I'm told I'm pretty good at adding gas to a fire.

Ramrod has a couple theories about Fantasy Football worth sharing before we watch the video below:
"If his opponent ain't cryin, he ain't tryin."
"The Ramrods don't shake your hands until after they've paddled your fannies."

As the Warden of Woof Pack 2, I feel like I need to do a very quick training on messing with the wrong person (or anyone named Hiway) - so here you go with safety first:

Clint Eastwood vs. '' Brock Lesnar '' Look - Alike - YouTube

[Koa]

I'll do the honors of being a firestarter, Flugs

In Browns Board leagues, yours truly, is batting 1.000 in fantasy championships. Ramrods, assrod, whomever you are will need to answer to Iron Haden before you can talk. KOBE.