Kevin Mack League - Week 8 Recap

[hiwaygal]

This week’s match-ups were ghoulish and grisly…perfect for the season! Half of the games ended in an upset as our teams get battered and bruised!

RAC ‘n ROLLS (8-0) had the high score for the week and due to some late stat adjustments remains undefeated. Even with a big ol’ goose egg from Jermaine Gresham and a disappointing outing from Ted Ginn Jr, RAC ‘n ROLLS mauled Floridabrownsbacker (2-6) like a Freddy nightmare!

The Cincinnati D, Matt Stafford, and Fred Jackson led the zombie charge for RAC ‘n ROLLS.

Ben Roethlisberger, Cam Newton, and Brent Celek were the leading zombie hunters for Floridabrownsbacker…but they ran out of zombie spray and fell to 2-6.

FINAL SCORE: RAC ‘n ROLLS 374.25 Floridabrownsbacker 288.78

JJ’s Palookas (5-3) really turned up the fear factor to upset the favored Believeland Browns (2-6). It was like Monsters versus Aliens as Steven Jackson, D’Qwell Jackson, and Michael Vick monster mashed the Believeland Browns.

Ray Rice, Ryan Matthews, and Tarvaris Jackson gave Believeland Browns some hope but it was quickly dashed.

FINAL SCORE: JJ’s Palookas 318.35 Believeland Browns 289.58

I Heart Freckles (5-3) decided he hearts Halloween candy too and decided to take some from BernietheKid (2-6).

While Julius Thomas elected not to participate, LeSean McCoy, Reggie Bush, and Navorro Bowman were the prime candy snatchers for I Heart Freckles.

Anquan Boldin, Steve Smith, and Andy Dalton tried to save the Kids stash but nothing comes between I Heart Freckles and his butterfingers.

FINAL SCORE: I Heart Freckles 315.15 BernietheKid 276.74

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre has nothing on Jax’s Chainsaw Massaquoi Massacre! Chainsaw Massaquoi (6-2) was favored in this battle, but Jax Pumpkin Heads (2-6) wasn’t letting ol’ leatherhead and his team get away with the win!


While Delanie Walker seems to have lost his head, Philip Rivers, Joe Flacco, and Sidney Rice used their Pumpkin Heads for some great contributions.

The Detroit D, Arian Foster, and Tom Brady tried to wave their chainsaws madly, they just ended up looking like leatherhead did just before that truck hit him.

Congrats on the upset Jax!!

FINAL SCORE: Jax Pumpkin Heads 271.12
Chainsaw Massaquoi 263.89

This was a game Whipped Cream (4-4) was waiting for! In Week 1 EVIL Dawg Pound (4-4) beat the odds and Whipped Cream. Whipped Cream wanted revenge and was looking forward to it tasting sweeter than a chocolate bar!

With Adrian Peterson, Victor Cruz, and the Cleveland Browns D Whipped Cream got their revenge. Ahhhh….sweet victory!

Eli Manning, Darren Sproles, and Matt Hasselbeck kept the score close but not close enough!

HA!!! (Now, watch some damn stat correction is going to change the outcome of this game…just my luck)

FINAL SCORE: Whipped Cream 234.59 EVIL Dawg Pound 230.96

Waiting for Noodles (2-6) must be waiting for another miracle, but in this week of evil spirits, ghosts, goblins, and gangbangers, miracles are nowhere to be found! With 4 starters on a bye, winning the game against the Cribbs and Bloods (6-2) was going to be near impossible.

High scorers for Waiting for Noodles were Rob Gronkowski, the New Orleans D, and Matt Schaub.

Cribbs and Bloods sniffed blood in the air and with Calvin Johnson, Antonio Brown, and Ryan Fitzpatrick leading the way they brought home their third win in a row!

FINAL SCORE: Cribbs and Bloods 287.28
Waiting for Noodles 140.34

[hiwaygal]

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[Riffer X]

dis is too fawking funny.....RAC 'n ROLLS be bigtime asshole or sumtin....often and regular.......go tell more lies hiway......da ich would be kicking da herds ass cuz offense wins......no lineman scoring points here knuquelfuques....go tell dat better yet go tell more lies assholes......oline be dime a dozen.....dey dont score shit for brains in dis league hee haw.......da ich gets it always has.......quifferx be snake in da grass stabbing in da back

[hiwaygal]

You do that so well!!!!

[Riffer X]

Originally Posted by hiwaygal

You do that so well!!!!

Great write up again and thanks for not mentioning that I cheated to stay undefeated

Way to be that limp Noodle not starting half his team.

[Jax Dawg]

Great write up Hiway!

Riffer - substitute earthly lice for quifferX and that write up is a flashback to the "the FBI is investigating everyone here" days of ABJ Browns forum! I just had a vision of an isolated trailer in backwoods Carolina and the mad ex military hardware engineer (according to his stories) is typing rapid drunken incoherent replies to supposed acusations and lies spread by everyone else on the board not named ghoolie, jack, or knownothing.

[jason j]

Whoa flashback... I'm pretty sure there's a folder in the pentagon that contains a transcript of a conversation relating to my opinion of Gerard Warren.

-jj