Kevin Mack League - Week 12 Recap

[hiwaygal]

Another week in the log books fellas and things are really heating up!

RAC ‘n ROLLS (11-1) and Chainsaw Massaquoi (10-2) have clinched playoff spots and the rest of the natives are getting restless for action. Just two more weeks (wow, where did this season go?)…

The blowout of the week goes to Jax Pumpkin Heads (4-8) who beat Waiting for Noodles (3-9) by 196.13 points.

Injuries have hit poor Noodles hard with both starting QB’s out. There doesn’t seem to be too many options out there for HC Noodles, but we sure can feel his pain! Noodles still got solid performances from C.J. Spiller, Rob Gronkowski, and Michael Turner.

Jax keeps pushin’ his guys and the pep talks seem to be working! Cedric Benson, the Houston Defense, and Caleb Hanie were the leading scorers for Jax.

FINAL SCORE: Jax Pumpkin Heads 341.16 Waiting for Noodles 145.03

Chainsaw Massaquoi (10-2) had the high score of the week in his matchup with the Believeland Browns (3-9).

Tom Brady, Wes Welker, and Marshawn Lynch showed once again why they already put their coach in playoff contention.

Ryan Matthews, the Baltimore Defense, and Laurent Robinson gave their coach something to be proud of….but Alex Smith sucks! (lol)

FINAL SCORE: Chainsaw Massaquoi 387.22 Believeland Browns 315.54

Whipped Cream’s (6-6) manager is thrilled to bits to have the second highest score of the week! With several players listed as probable or questionable at the start of the week, they weren’t sure how well they would stack up against fourth place I Heart Freckles (7-5). Freckles said he liked his chances but maybe his chances didn’t like him this week.

Vince Young, Victor Cruz, and Matt Ryan whipped the cream into a freckle frenzy!

Drew Brees, Percy Harvin, and Brandon Marshall really upped the chances, but the Philadelphia Defense (with a -14.44 points) put a damper on things.

FINAL SCORE: Whipped Cream 384.69 I Heart Freckles 307.21

In a close second for blowout of the week, RAC ‘n ROLLS (11-1) kept on rollin’ over BernietheKid (2-10).

Roy Helu, Aaron Rodgers, and Maurice Jones-Drew really put the butter on the rolls this week.

Solid scores from Andy Dalton, Stevie Johnson, and Donald Brown helped Bernie but we think Kyle Orton might need a little pep talk.

FINAL SCORE: RAC ‘n ROLLS 353.56 BernietheKid 195.74

In an important divisional matchup, Cribbs and Bloods (9-3) may have solidified their playoff chances with a win over rival JJ’s Palookas (7-5). This was a game of some of the heavy hitters in the league.

Ryan Fitzpatrick, DeMarco Murray, and Carson Palmer kept the Cribbs and Bloods sniffing the playoffs.

Mark Sanchez, Pierre Thomas, and Greg Jennings were the biggest Palookas.

FINAL SCORE: Cribbs and Bloods 310.03 JJ’s Palookas 255.56

There were a lot of seemingly high scores this week (over 300 points) and the Floridabrownsbackers (6-6) and EVIL Dawg Pound (4-8) were no exception! This was a close game and a hard fought battle!

Beanie Wells, Roddy White, and Cam Newton ate up some of the Florida sunshine to help their team edge out the win.

Eli Manning had a stellar performance, with support from Chris Johnson, and Rex Grossman for the EVIL ones.

FINAL SCORE: Floridabrownsbacker 342.78 EVIL Dawg Pound 326.19

[hiwaygal]

For some reason the table function isn't working on the forum. I asked Gabe to see if he can fix it...

I think Riffer asked him to nix it 'cause he was jealous!! LOLOL

[Riffer X]

Riffer is jealous dammit!

BTW, a certain "The Gal" on our board is making a serious push for the playoffs here and peaking at the right time. Those locker room speeches are really paying off ")

[Flugel]

Great stuff Hiway!!!!