The Best QB EVER After 32 Starts Is...

[Shep]

Originally Posted by Vegasdogg

Yep. Steel on target.

Now that everything's working on the board again, I just have to say... you guys are kind of adorable together over here in the corner. It does take me back to simpler times on the old board when a similar little pack would herald each other's posts with "Yeah! WHOOOO! Total facial! He just wiped his ass! Wait, that sounds wrong. I mean..."

Anyway... it's all good.

[Thaid_Up]

Originally Posted by Tobalaz

Otto Graham with 2 AAFC titles under his belt after 28 starts (AAFC season was 14 games instead of the NFL's 12) with qb ratings of 112.1 his first season and 109.2 his 2nd season with 42 touchdowns thrown and threw for 4587 yards (that's right, his first 2 seasons).
If you want, we can look at his first 2 NFL seasons....
Guided the Browns to 2 championship games and won one of them, posted ratings of 64.7 his first season then 79.2 his second with 31 tds thrown and threw for 4148 yards.
10 years, 10 championship games, 7 of those won, 174 passing tds with 23584 yards thrown in 126 total games.
No other qb in the history of the NFL is EVER going to do that again.

We interrupt our soap opera for an actual thread comment. Thanks Tobalaz. We now return to our regular programming.

[Shep]

Otto Graham was pretty damn amazing. I keyword the Browns on my DVR and watched a pretty damn good history... and it still blows my mind.

[Tobalaz]

Originally Posted by Thaid_Up

We interrupt our soap opera for an actual thread comment. Thanks Tobalaz. We now return to our regular programming.

You're welcome.
I thought I'd derail the thread by posting on topic and it almost worked this time!

[King of Kings]

Originally Posted by Shep

KoK, go around the board, read my threads/posts on a bajillion other topics, then return with the apology. I'll wait, but try to hurry.

Danamal... c'mon. Seriously? I haven't been fun here? I don't even know what that means. We're having a blast. I just get really weary talking about me or what I post. It's absolutely ridiculous and nobody can possibly even inhale to being to try to consider to ponder denying that because it would sound so ridiculously retarded they'd immediately lose the will to live and begin a long, torturous run of therapy that would cost hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Let's just get over it. Just get involved with the topic... or don't. Would that really be so bad?

KoK, why would anybody on a Browns board, NFL fans, go a month without talking QBs? Rounded up, that makes zero sense. But I'll go the month on Rodgers for you. The McCoy issue is too central to the long-term success of the Browns to totally skip.

So much for that one.

[Shep]

Originally Posted by King of Kings

So much for that one.

I did? Oh... the list. Well, someone else started it. Guy's gotta fight back. That's what we teach our kids about playgrounds and prisons, right?

[Crow]

Shep

you are getting trolled

and you fuel the fire

[Shep]

I fueled it 10 hours ago... and you just re-fueled it!!

That said... I know. I must get something out of having stalkers.

[Crow]

you remind me of Lucille ball

who wanted to be a star so desperately on I Love Lucy

but in real life she was a star and living this bizarre lie

you desperately ask for the trolling to stop

but part of you secretly wants it to go on forever

because without it your inexplicable attraction to having e-stalkers and e-detractors would go unfulfilled

you know how men will say "well she had her tits hanging out she was ASKING to get raped" well yeah that's basically you, you have your QB-tits hanging out and are just begging people to pull so you can cry troll rape

[Crow]

also the best qb after 15 starts is derek anderson

[Shep]

Brilliant. And I can honestly say that's the fist time in my life I reminded someone of Lucille Ball.

Honestly, I was kidding about goading the stalkers, but it reminds me of the blonde character on "30 Rock" who was crushed when hers moved onto someone else.

My biggest problem: I can't walk away, turn the other cheek, whatever you wanna call it. I'm always childishly compelled to fight back. I see so much of it in my kids, it's ridiculous. Blessing and curse.

Originally Posted by Crow

you remind me of Lucille ball

who wanted to be a star so desperately on I Love Lucy

but in real life she was a star and living this bizarre lie

you desperately ask for the trolling to stop

but part of you secretly wants it to go on forever

because without it your inexplicable attraction to having e-stalkers and e-detractors would go unfulfilled

you know how men will say "well she had her tits hanging out she was ASKING to get raped" well yeah that's basically you, you have your QB-tits hanging out and are just begging people to pull so you can cry troll rape

[Vegasdogg]

Originally Posted by Shep

My biggest problem: I can't walk away, turn the other cheek, whatever you wanna call it. I'm always childishly compelled to fight back. I see so much of it in my kids, it's ridiculous. Blessing and curse.

That is one of your problems. The other is you start some of this shit but always say your fighting back. Or you remark about things going personal, which is a pile of crap excuse for egging this shit on. If you're so fed up with the BS place people on ignore.

Have you notcied lately that more than 1/2 this thread - and most of the ones you start - get off track? It's because you're not starting interesting threads, just Ghoolie-esque post counts. You've really become that caustic.

Sardonic my ass - you're asking for fights.