The ultimate nfl owner faceoff: Bracket two

[Crow]

OK. The poll closed last night. (We keep our polls up a long time in order to ensure accurate results.)

Everyone loves brackets, tournaments, fighting.

With a lockout looming, a lot of thought is being placed into the owners, what they're thinking.

Personally, it would be great to see a cage match between all the owners, you know, or like a royal rumble. Jerry Jones beating on Mike Brown, trying to toss him over the top rope, battling for better draft position!

The last owner standing would then get the number one pick over all. (Bud Adams unfortunately would draft #32 every year.) Owners would spend all year bulking up, or if they got too old, hand their franchise to their kids. See, this plan also works as a strategic way to force really OLD owners to retire...and have great ratings. Unfortunately it could lead to HGH abuse between owners.

But sadly, it will never happen. So we must do this: we will have an ULTIMATE OWNER FACE OFF.

I have randomized the 32 owners into brackets - vote for the owner you think is WORST. The one that gets the most votes, the crappiest of the two, will move on - until one is finally crowned "ULTIMATE WORST OWNER EVER."

We will mail the lucky winner an envelope with 37 cents as a prize and my signature, written with a special quill, that of a crow. I will also poop in the envelope.

If you need visual aid of the owners.

[Crow]

I'll add some more content later. Just didn't want to delay this, you know.

[Riffer X]

LMAO Crowsef, you never fail to give good funnies.

[Vegasdogg]

Ralph Wilson has 5 votes? Wow.

[Crow]

dear god this effects the polls

[Tobalaz]

Looks like Dan Snyder now wins by forfeiture, which is the only way he's been able to win anything for a dozen years or so.