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    LOL Allow me to post an appropriate image to start this thread off right...


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    Quote Originally Posted by KJP View Post
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    LOL Allow me to post an appropriate image to start this thread off right...


    If he stays healthy, you're looking at a potential Hall of Fame player.

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    Of course, man-crush could simply mean he also crushes men who get in his way, like those little girly-men offensive linemen! At least he's treating the veterans on his own team with respect....


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    His web site needs to be in this thread:

    http://www.shelton71.com/

    Ray Farmer quote on his web site's front page:

    “I love his temperament. I love how he played.
    I love that this kid is a smart kid, high GPA –
    high school and college. The guy is a football player. ”
    — Ray Farmer-- Cleveland Browns GM





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    Am I the only one scared to pay attention to this guy?

    I'm purposefully ignoring everything.

    Because this guy could be our defensive Madonna...

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    It's OK to pay attention to him. I'm pretty sure none of us are the center of the universe, the axis upon which all life turns.
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    It's not a jinx thing.
    It's a afraid to get punched in my fanship junk thing.

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    It is better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all....
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    DANNY SHELTON ��

    A video posted by Cleveland Browns (@clevelandbrowns) on




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    Wow. Now I now how the car felt....

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    I wanna join the He-Man Danny Shelton Man Crush Club!! He's a force to be reckoned with!

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    <3 The Hulk.
    (Shelton reminds me of Lou Ferrigno Hulk for some reason)
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    WOOF WOOF WOOF!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enigmatic Evil View Post
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    <3 The Hulk.
    (Shelton reminds me of Lou Ferrigno Hulk for some reason)
    Hopefully a trip to the Pro Bowl for Shelton after this season.

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    I don't understand how Danny is doing it. How is he this big yet so fast and so constant? Guys his size typically play less than 40% of snaps and half ass 20% of those snaps. Meanwhile, Danny is never off the field and he's going so fucking hard that he's on to his 3rd blocker by the time the other Browns have gotten past a single guy. He's going side to side or pushing forward with ever rolling feet and a motor that is like a V800, whatever the fuck that is. Watching Danny is like watching reality warp. It's like watching a created Madden player who is just too good and too athletic.

    I was rewatching the Skins game and that kid blows my mind. He was so good that I started getting really down on everyone else before remembering they were not too bad but Danny was just a freak of nature who played like it was the fucking superbowl and his hair was on fire.

    Seriously, if this beginning is anything to go by, this kid is going to be great. And I mean GREAT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KJP View Post
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    It is better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all....
    it's better to have never loved, than to have your heart broken over and over and over, etc.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gambler View Post
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    it's better to have never loved, than to have your heart broken over and over and over, etc.....
    And yet you still come back to this forum!
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    Quote Originally Posted by brownsdownunder View Post
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    I don't understand how Danny is doing it. How is he this big yet so fast and so constant? Guys his size typically play less than 40% of snaps and half ass 20% of those snaps. Meanwhile, Danny is never off the field and he's going so fucking hard that he's on to his 3rd blocker by the time the other Browns have gotten past a single guy. He's going side to side or pushing forward with ever rolling feet and a motor that is like a V800, whatever the fuck that is. Watching Danny is like watching reality warp. It's like watching a created Madden player who is just too good and too athletic.

    I was rewatching the Skins game and that kid blows my mind. He was so good that I started getting really down on everyone else before remembering they were not too bad but Danny was just a freak of nature who played like it was the fucking superbowl and his hair was on fire.

    Seriously, if this beginning is anything to go by, this kid is going to be great. And I mean GREAT.
    BDU, Browns fans are not using to seeing really good players. Shelton is a GREAT player. Period. Just keep him healthy!

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    BTW it's Shelton's 22nd birthday today. Just a baby! A big fuckin' baby...
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    Quote Originally Posted by KJP View Post
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    BTW it's Shelton's 22nd birthday today. Just a baby! A big fuckin' baby...
    My nickname for Shelton... MOUNT GREATNESS

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    How about

    SHELLSHOCK

    Danny SHELLSHOCK Shelton!

    or

    The Explodin Samoan!

    The time has come! Our Dynasty lies ahead!

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    Mayock calls him the "Lava Lava man", but I think his nickname out west is FeastMode.








    Look at this helmet here

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoatShoes View Post
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    Am I the only one scared to pay attention to this guy?

    I'm purposefully ignoring everything.

    Because this guy could be our defensive Madonna...
    Think Braveheart.

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    Re Shelton, does any NFL player have the nickname "Earthquake?"

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    Love that nickname AO!

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    Maybe Tsunami?

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