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    ODE TO THE YEAR OF MORE BROWNS DISCONTENT
    By Attack Offense

    The Browns are two and seven,
    In football hell, far from heaven ...
    As I buy another case … in my local 711.

    What began for fans as a season of hope,
    Has everyone now in one big mope ...
    To my friends, once again, I look like a dope.
    Should I go to Home Depot and buy myself a rope?

    Our defense … once promising, and sturdy,
    Now looks porous, weak … and mostly turd-y.
    O’Neil, Mingo and Kruger are adding little,
    Haslam watches Rome burn, and plays his fiddle.

    On offense, Johnny be good and Johnny be bad,
    He mostly sits, flies to Texas, to drink and party mad.
    McCown has been great, but we know his fate,
    Taking too many hits, to a surgery room date.
    Dwayne Bowe … bad receivers … a general lack of playmakers … only adds to our misery and woe.

    Farmer and Pettine … I’m just a bettin’ … they’ll be gone by Groundhog’s Day.
    And we’ll hire new guys … and hear more lies … raising Draft hopes for all by the first of May.

    Another year of discontent … I am so sorry to have to vent
    But I’m a Browns fan … a tough, real man … wearing brown and orange … until the day I die!
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    No rhyming Dwayne Bowe with rainbow?

    I've always preferred haiku, myself.

    Head coach on sideline
    Stands with head far up his ass
    McCown starts again

    2 and 7 start
    Top ten pick for eighth in ten
    Paul rolls in his grave

    Defense was our strength
    Coming into this season
    Well, so much for that

    Still cannot tell you
    What Marlon Moore does Sundays
    Number 15 curse?

    Wearing 99
    Kruger getting 9 million
    All for half a sack

    Facing Steelers now
    Goddamn goddamn goddammit
    Should watch something else...
    Inexplicable 2016 Barking Hard Pick 'Em Champion

    "Thus we say, 'He ne'er contends, And therein is his might.'" - Lao Tzu, passage 68 of the Tao Te Ching, foretelling of the Cleveland Browns

    Cleveland autograph count: 84 Browns, 164 Indians, 12 Cavs, and 34 Lumberjacks/Barons/Crunch/Force. 294 total.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToastedPagel View Post
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    No rhyming Dwayne Bowe with rainbow?

    I've always preferred haiku, myself.

    Head coach on sideline
    Stands with head far up his ass
    McCown starts again

    2 and 7 start
    Top ten pick for eighth in ten
    Paul rolls in his grave

    Defense was our strength
    Coming into this season
    Well, so much for that

    Still cannot tell you
    What Marlon Moore does Sundays
    Number 15 curse?

    Wearing 99
    Kruger getting 9 million
    All for half a sack

    Facing Steelers now
    Goddamn goddamn goddammit
    Should watch something else...
    Excellent!

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    Quote Originally Posted by toastedpagel View Post
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    no rhyming dwayne bowe with rainbow?

    I've always preferred haiku, myself.

    Head coach on sideline
    stands with head far up his ass
    mccown starts again

    2 and 7 start
    top ten pick for eighth in ten
    paul rolls in his grave

    defense was our strength
    coming into this season
    well, so much for that

    still cannot tell you
    what marlon moore does sundays
    number 15 curse?

    Wearing 99
    kruger getting 9 million
    all for half a sack

    facing steelers now
    goddamn goddamn goddammit
    should watch something else...

    lmfao!!!!!!
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    I pray someone takes a stack of SPARQ stats, and shoves them up smug Sashi Browns tight asshole" ~TBPP



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