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Browns Amari Cooper - Here we go again

The Steelers signing Trubisky is an interesting move. I always liked the kid and was hoping we took him over Garrett.

Why am I not surprised you'll flame on the Browns for adding Cooper but praise the Steelers for adding Trubisky?

Great take on Trubisky over Garrett, btw. That's not missing a lay-up, it's striking out playing T-ball.

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I get that he is a #2, but we already had that in Landry. Why upset the apple cart for a sideways move? If Cooper and Landry had played for opposite teams, Landry would have Coopers stats, and vice versa.

So now, Mayfield has to learn how to overthrow and overlook a new receiver.

Was it Pluto or Cabot who wrote that the Browns are officially open to trading Mayfield? Most of the talk on Twitter was, "who TF would want him?" There are several sources now that claim the Browns are fielding calls to trade him, and supposedly have slim hope but would like to acquire Deshaun Watson.

I am not a personnel specialist, but if it is true the Browns are fielding trade calls, I think maybe Mayfield is done. One can only hope. I really hate the fucking guy.

Do we trade Landry, or release him? Boy, if we trade him and get more than we gave up for Cooper, we really look stupid.

The Steelers signing Trubisky is an interesting move. I always liked the kid and was hoping we took him over Garrett. Mitch may fare a lot better in Pittsburgh.
Mayfield's gone. Andrew Dumbass already crossed that line meeting with the Serial Rapist who goes 4-12 with a loaded roster. If he can't trade away the next 3 years of draft picks to secure The Rapist there is no turning tail and telling Mayfield "bruh, I was just kidding n sheeit. You is our boy dawg!" Mayfield will demand and get a trade at this point.
 
Mayfield's gone. Andrew Dumbass already crossed that line meeting with the Serial Rapist who goes 4-12 with a loaded roster. If he can't trade away the next 3 years of draft picks to secure The Rapist there is no turning tail and telling Mayfield "bruh, I was just kidding n sheeit. You is our boy dawg!" Mayfield will demand and get a trade at this point.
So we are actually going to talk football? I might have to compose another Irish Tune for you. Did you take in Mayfield's tweet today, and the comments around it?

I have to tell you, I don't think Mayfield is very good, but it does not speak well of the Browns organization that this kid, and he is after all, a kid, feels so far out of the loop, alone maybe, that he posts what many are calling a farewell tweet.

WTF kind of team is this? I understand that players are only as safe as their cap number and last performance, but the kid is not some creep to be treated like an outsider, like a piece of shit.

To me, if Tom Brady was in play, I could see saying bye to Baker, but none of the FA QBs available are future SB winners or ShitMyPantski diamonds in the rough. I could see saying goodbye to Baker is there was a clear cut #1 draft prospect that we were selling out for. But Watson? Reports say the Texans want THREE #1's for him? LMAO, why not ask for 23?

In my opinion the proper thing to do, for lack of a clear cut franchise guy, would be to assure Baker the start in 2023 with no bullshit albatrosses hovering over his shoulder. I would have let him have a last go at it.

I just don't get this FO. These guys are a circle jerk with Haslam smiling in the middle, believing that all the other owners do this.

Fucking Browns bullshit.
 
Why am I not surprised you'll flame on the Browns for adding Cooper but praise the Steelers for adding Trubisky?

Great take on Trubisky over Garrett, btw. That's not missing a lay-up, it's striking out playing T-ball.

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Dude, what are you getting at? Your darts have no points on them. By saying I would have taken Trubisky over Garrett I already illuminated that I got that one wrong. Ah....some of you guys think this football shit is life or death, and that your self worth is tied to your picking the right guy, or drinking the cool aid no matter what.

I didn't gush over the Steelers pick. I said it will be interesting to see how it pans out. Most sportswriters have the same take I do. Being a Browns fan doesn't require that you abandon reality. Like it or not, the Browns have to face the Steelers twice, so their QB is of interest. Like it or not, the Steelers have a pretty good track record of getting the best out of players. Don't moan if the fucking guy lights the Browns up next season.

Finally, I will try this again. I see Amari Cooper as an even switch for Jarvis. You ShitYourPantski for Amari's 4 Pro Bowls, but don't mention Jarvis has 5.

Dude, the Browns already had a #2 receiver. Had he played for Dallas and Amari played for the Browns, it would be Jarvis with Amari's stats and vice versa. My point is that the Cooper addition is much ado about jack fucking shit, other than maybe costing us more money.

I want to see the Browns go to the show, and maybe even win it. We haven't had a #1 WR since Warfield. Cooper is a #2. Why the fucking self-hysterectomy about a #2? This cocksucker isn't going to change anyone's fortunes. He had one play of over 40 yards the entire year. When the Browns sign a big target, a guy who causes fear in opposing DBs, then I will ShitMyPantskis, until then, this FO is a yawner.
 
Yes, Yes, Yes....you are right, this FO is fucking amazing. The switch of Landry (5 pro bowls) for Cooper (4 pro bowls) is setting the NFL pundits flat on their cunts. This fucking Amari Cooper is going to turn the AFC North and the entire NFL upside down.

Meanwhile, Mayfield is making farewell tweets and we are interviewing a near felon QB whose team wants three 1st round picks.

Oh hell fuck yeah.....this team is going places. Sorry man, I didn't realize how innovative and creative these fucktards are. I am on board now, Super Bowl Cooper, that's what I am calling him.
 
Jakeen Grant feels like a savvy signing. Special teams ace, while also having wheels for days. Expect to see him on a few sweeps, crossers and downfield shots. He won't be an elite receiver by any means, he will certainly be a splash-play threat who commands attention.

Three years worth up to $13.8M is a fair deal. Doesn't break the bank, doesn't even need to start, but does fill a need. I won't be shocked if we have an favourable opt out after the first year, too.

Dare I mention it - perhaps also a Watson move considering Grant played for the Dolphins at a time when Watson was said to be interested only in joining them.
 
Jakeen Grant feels like a savvy signing. Special teams ace, while also having wheels for days. Expect to see him on a few sweeps, crossers and downfield shots. He won't be an elite receiver by any means, he will certainly be a splash-play threat who commands attention.

Three years worth up to $13.8M is a fair deal. Doesn't break the bank, doesn't even need to start, but does fill a need. I won't be shocked if we have an favourable opt out after the first year, too.

Dare I mention it - perhaps also a Watson move considering Grant played for the Dolphins at a time when Watson was said to be interested only in joining them.
Seems like a nice addition. I have always liked it when we had multi-dimensional fireworks.
 
At this point, I have no idea where to put this post, but the Cooper issue got us into the FO and Mayfield as well.

No secret that I think our FO is as fucking incompetent and dysfunctional as a FO can get. It always comes to blows, attacking the FO, and I never understood it. For those of you who sincerely think this FO has its shit together I look at how Mayfield is being treated, and for that matter, the reputation of the team, and clearly I have to think you are blowing everyone in Berea.

Again, I don't like Mayfield the QB. However, as I mentioned, he is a human being, he loves the Browns, and like Kosar, he gave selflessly to the team. There is value and honor in that, and even though there is no easy way to move on, there still is dignity and respect.

So, the FO moves on, and fuck the kid? Who cares if he knows what's going on or not? Let the next team powder his ass?

I believe players see badly managed teams, they see teams that treat players like shit, and the overall enthusiasm and respect for that team goes into the shitter. If I am a Browns starter looking at this? I am looking over my own shoulder now, concerned if I am the next turd to get flushed by this asshole FO.

I haven't read one take in the media that has not cast a bad look on the Browns FO for this shit.

As Rags said, you can't go back now. If a Deal with DeShit can't be reached, what then? Deal Mayfield, sign a rapist, give three #1 draft pics, and most likely let DeShit fuck your wife and daughter, just to make sure you really screw yourself in the negotiation.

This is not a good FO. This is not a high-value franchise. 2020 we got a breather. Now we are back to laughing stock. Really, would you want to play in Cleveland?
 
Yeah, I'm crazy. Every fucking year simpletons maintain that the FO is one of the best, is FINALLY doing the right things, and has us on the right track. Then, after 1-31, or in this case 8-9 you come in her rationalizing how the FO really did everything right and shit happened that NOBODY could have foreseen. Dude, if you think this FO is doing well w the handling of Mayfield, then you are the consummate moron.
 
This is rich. Calling all dickheads who support Andrew Berry and this jackoff Front Office. You ShatYourPantksis over Amari, and INSISTED that the Browns management is clever, competent, and on top of this shit............ That said, let's recap the last Let's the last 48 hours.

48 Hours - Circle Jerk in Cleveland
  • Left out like a dog, Mayfield Tweets a farwell message to the fans
  • Einstein brings in known rapist and penis expert DeShit Watson in the hope of flushing 3 #1 picks down the Bidet, thereby fucking the guy who gets the job after he is fired
  • DeShit wipes his ballsack with Berry and tells them there is no fucking way he will play in Cleveland
  • Mayfield asks to be traded.
If this wasn't so fucked up I would laugh.

There is no way in hell Mayfield ever gives his all for this team again. Anyone who thinks players are not wary of coming to Cleveland because of this continued bullshit, is delusional.

Should Berry resort to some last minute bullshit to add a journeyman, I can hear y'all already........."Berry is a genius, he put on a sideshow to get the guy he really wanted.

Maybe Big Ben comes out of retirement to play for the Browns?
 

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At this point, I have no idea where to put this post, but the Cooper issue got us into the FO and Mayfield as well.

No secret that I think our FO is as fucking incompetent and dysfunctional as a FO can get. It always comes to blows, attacking the FO, and I never understood it. For those of you who sincerely think this FO has its shit together I look at how Mayfield is being treated, and for that matter, the reputation of the team, and clearly I have to think you are blowing everyone in Berea.

Again, I don't like Mayfield the QB. However, as I mentioned, he is a human being, he loves the Browns, and like Kosar, he gave selflessly to the team. There is value and honor in that, and even though there is no easy way to move on, there still is dignity and respect.

So, the FO moves on, and fuck the kid? Who cares if he knows what's going on or not? Let the next team powder his ass?

I believe players see badly managed teams, they see teams that treat players like shit, and the overall enthusiasm and respect for that team goes into the shitter. If I am a Browns starter looking at this? I am looking over my own shoulder now, concerned if I am the next turd to get flushed by this asshole FO.

I haven't read one take in the media that has not cast a bad look on the Browns FO for this shit.

As Rags said, you can't go back now. If a Deal with DeShit can't be reached, what then? Deal Mayfield, sign a rapist, give three #1 draft pics, and most likely let DeShit fuck your wife and daughter, just to make sure you really screw yourself in the negotiation.

This is not a good FO. This is not a high-value franchise. 2020 we got a breather. Now we are back to laughing stock. Really, would you want to play in Cleveland?
If I were a FO would I want to play in Cleveland? Fuck no. I would be telling my Agent to tell Berry and DePudpuller to get fucked, just like FA's we're doing when it was DePudpuller and Sashi Clown mastering the art of 0-16. Yet again the Moneyball Cucks are left drooling down their chins trying to play Chinese Checkers in a 4D Chess Match.

The Mayfield thing, hey like I said, I wanted a competent NFL person making the Mayfield decision because these guys are idiots, the head coach is a fucking joke and that I felt they were incapable of judging a QB well enough to make that choice.

Well as we just seen, they tried to trade away 3 years worth of draft capital for an entitled racist baby who quit his team because they wouldn't treat him like LeBron and who was also caught sexually assaulting 22 women. This same sack of shit went 4-12 and is incapable of carrying a football team because he epitomizes the word mediocre. Poor judgment by the FO.

This FO also, thinking they had the Rapist locked up and ready to go in a trade put out a demeaning and dehumanizing statement to ESPN degrading Mayfield? He is fully in the right for asking for a trade and wanting out of this pile of shit.

And I was spot on, this moron Front Office couldn't find their heads from their assholes and fucked up the entire QB situation just as predicted. If I were an NFL team or QB I would refuse to go to Cleveland. In fact the next guy should pull an "adult" move like Watson and demand Haslam fire the entire F.O. or he isn't going to play in Cleveland.

Oh no Ghoolie, you're wrong. These guys are clearly geniuses. They secretly have some fucking shitty ass backup like Jordan Love in mind and this was a super secret analytical move to create a bidding war for a serial rapist to throw everyone off the scent so they could trade a 1st round pick for a QB that fucking blew in the weakest conference in College football and sucks so bad in the NFL the Packers begged Rodgers to stay and threw the ATM machine open for him. Outsmarting everyone, those Tennessee Haslams.
 
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