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WOO-HOO!!! Your color commentator is in a celebratory mood tonight! It’s 46 days ‘til Christmas and I’m ready for that fat old elf to come visit me in the middle of the night.
Santa Baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me…
This week’s biggest blowout was a 69+ point romp for JJ’s Palookas (6-3) over EVIL Dawg Pound (4-5).
JJ got class A scores from Antonio Gates, Steven Jackson, and Brandon Jacobs.
EVIL Dawg Pounds Matt Hasselbeck, Eli Manning, and Darren Sproles gave quality points but got a big ol’ goose egg from Alfonso Smith. That goose might make a good Christmas dinner someday!
FINAL SCORE: JJ’s Palookas 321.44 EVIL Dawg Pound 251.93
The high score of the week goes to Chainsaw Massaquoi (7-2) (he had some redemption to claim from last week) who scored 344.82 over I Heart Freckles (5-4).
Tom Brady, Wes Welker, Arian Foster, and Marshawn Lynch all scored over 50 points for their chief elf.
Freckles’s roster was short one WR as Mike Thomas was on a bye. Tim Tebow, Reggie Bush, and Brandon Marshall kept the game close.
FINAL SCORE: Chainsaw Massaquoi 344.82 I Heart Freckles 326.33
Unless there are some late, unexpected stat adjustments, Cribbs and Bloods (7-2) handed RAC ‘n ROLLS (8-1) their first loss of the season! It was the Clash of the Titans as these Division leaders went at it! This was for all the marbles (great for stocking stuffers, by the way).
Cribbs got stellar performances from DeMarco Murray, Carson Palmer, and Matt Forte.
RAC’s Julio Jones, Aaron Rodgers, and LB Patrick Willis brought their game but they got ROLLED in the first Christmas snow!
FINAL SCORE: Cribbs and Bloods 316.60 RAC ‘n ROLLS 286.59
Jax Pumpkin Heads (3-6) are puttin’ on their Santa hats in celebration of their 2nd win in a row over BernietheKid (2-7)
After a quick pep talk (“Thanks Philip for your contributions this week!”), Philip Rivers was the leading scorer for Jax Pumpkin Heads. Joe Flacco and the Houston D didn’t need the pep talk.
Bernie got solid scores from John Beck, Andy Dalton, and Anquan Boldin but there was some disappointment in the locker room. Somebody’s getting coal in their stockings!
FINAL SCORE: Jax Pumpkin Heads 264.87 BernietheKid 226.36
Floridabrownsbacker (3-6) found a surprise under his palm tree with a win over the Believeland Browns (2-7).
Ben Roethlisberger, the Atlanta D, and LB Desmond Bishop wrapped that gift up right for Floridabrownsbacker.
The Believeland Browns got token participation from Jacoby Ford, Ray Rice and Alex Smith…and hey, it’s the thought that counts,right?
FINAL SCORE: Floridabrownsbacker 225.40 Believeland Browns 218.03
And last, but not least, Whipped Cream (5-4) is celebrating a 5 game winning streak with the help of Waiting for Noodles (2-7).
With a whopping 62.30 points from Willis McGahee, and sparkling performances by Matt Ryan, and Michael Bush, Whipped Cream was able to add some pizzazz to the holiday menu!
Waiting for Noodles also got a huge score (64.10) from Vincent Jackson and Rob Gronkowski but also some disappointing scores from Matt Schaub and C.J. Spiller to hold the Noodles.
FINAL SCORE: Whipped Cream 289.40 Waiting for Noodles 230.18
Santa Baby…forgot to mention one little thing…
I'll get to the table tomorrow. Just to piss RifferX off!! :lmao:
Santa Baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me…
This week’s biggest blowout was a 69+ point romp for JJ’s Palookas (6-3) over EVIL Dawg Pound (4-5).
JJ got class A scores from Antonio Gates, Steven Jackson, and Brandon Jacobs.
EVIL Dawg Pounds Matt Hasselbeck, Eli Manning, and Darren Sproles gave quality points but got a big ol’ goose egg from Alfonso Smith. That goose might make a good Christmas dinner someday!
FINAL SCORE: JJ’s Palookas 321.44 EVIL Dawg Pound 251.93
The high score of the week goes to Chainsaw Massaquoi (7-2) (he had some redemption to claim from last week) who scored 344.82 over I Heart Freckles (5-4).
Tom Brady, Wes Welker, Arian Foster, and Marshawn Lynch all scored over 50 points for their chief elf.
Freckles’s roster was short one WR as Mike Thomas was on a bye. Tim Tebow, Reggie Bush, and Brandon Marshall kept the game close.
FINAL SCORE: Chainsaw Massaquoi 344.82 I Heart Freckles 326.33
Unless there are some late, unexpected stat adjustments, Cribbs and Bloods (7-2) handed RAC ‘n ROLLS (8-1) their first loss of the season! It was the Clash of the Titans as these Division leaders went at it! This was for all the marbles (great for stocking stuffers, by the way).
Cribbs got stellar performances from DeMarco Murray, Carson Palmer, and Matt Forte.
RAC’s Julio Jones, Aaron Rodgers, and LB Patrick Willis brought their game but they got ROLLED in the first Christmas snow!
FINAL SCORE: Cribbs and Bloods 316.60 RAC ‘n ROLLS 286.59
Jax Pumpkin Heads (3-6) are puttin’ on their Santa hats in celebration of their 2nd win in a row over BernietheKid (2-7)
After a quick pep talk (“Thanks Philip for your contributions this week!”), Philip Rivers was the leading scorer for Jax Pumpkin Heads. Joe Flacco and the Houston D didn’t need the pep talk.
Bernie got solid scores from John Beck, Andy Dalton, and Anquan Boldin but there was some disappointment in the locker room. Somebody’s getting coal in their stockings!
FINAL SCORE: Jax Pumpkin Heads 264.87 BernietheKid 226.36
Floridabrownsbacker (3-6) found a surprise under his palm tree with a win over the Believeland Browns (2-7).
Ben Roethlisberger, the Atlanta D, and LB Desmond Bishop wrapped that gift up right for Floridabrownsbacker.
The Believeland Browns got token participation from Jacoby Ford, Ray Rice and Alex Smith…and hey, it’s the thought that counts,right?
FINAL SCORE: Floridabrownsbacker 225.40 Believeland Browns 218.03
And last, but not least, Whipped Cream (5-4) is celebrating a 5 game winning streak with the help of Waiting for Noodles (2-7).
With a whopping 62.30 points from Willis McGahee, and sparkling performances by Matt Ryan, and Michael Bush, Whipped Cream was able to add some pizzazz to the holiday menu!
Waiting for Noodles also got a huge score (64.10) from Vincent Jackson and Rob Gronkowski but also some disappointing scores from Matt Schaub and C.J. Spiller to hold the Noodles.
FINAL SCORE: Whipped Cream 289.40 Waiting for Noodles 230.18
Santa Baby…forgot to mention one little thing…
I'll get to the table tomorrow. Just to piss RifferX off!! :lmao:
