- Awards
- 10
Here's where we are:
STANDINGS:
1. Iron Haden 2-0 315 pts
2. WOOF WOOF WOOF 2-0 313 pts
3. Drink Beer 2-0 289 pts
4. Da Comets 1-1 309 pts
5. WarrenDawg 1-1 278 pts
6. Team DangeRuss 1-1 261 pts
7. BrownOut 1-1 257 pts
8. Ramrods 1-1 224 pts
9. BIG Dawgs 1-1 209 pts
10. WhachuTlknBoutHillis 0-2 306 pts
11. TheNoblePhilSavages 0-2 251 pts
12. Taint Me 0-2 184 pts
Here's where we are going:
WhachuTlknBoutHillis (DaBrowns41) vrs Team DangeRuss (Riffer X)
Da Comets (Solon) vrs Ramrods (Ramrod)
Iron Haden (Koa) vrs WOOF WOOF WOOF (Enigmatic Evil)
TheNoblePhilSavages (Alo) vrs Taint me (Hammertime)
Warrendawg (nmills) vrs BrownOut (TheBestPlayersPlay)
Drink Beer (Flugel) vrs BIG Dawgs (Hiwaygal)
Ladies and gentlemen - boys and girls, let's get ready to RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLE whoa boy! If anyone found a size 13 Nike cleat, it belongs to Ramrod (Ditka Jr). It was last seen entering his starting QB's fanny after an errant throw last week. His team might need that kind of toughen upsies because Da Comets have been known to surgically remove an opponent's confidence to the tune of 193 points as recently as 1 week ago. We call this procedure a Solonoscopy. Trust me when I tell you they will run you over like a NYC Taxi Driver that hates Americans. Not to get too sidetracked - but what a gig! Bowling for basterds or just grossly overcharging them trumps Charlie Sheen's version of win-win.
This isn't just a lost and found service. If you've got smack, run it! I can promise you whatever you are thinking of your next opponent isn't nearly as bad as what they are thinking of you. Just asketh Iron Haden because he speaketh the truth. And what's up with my spell-checker not catching WOOF WOOF WOOF? Don't laugh, neither has either of his first 2 opponents. This promises to be an entertaining version of #1 vrs #2 between Iron Haden and WOOF WOOF WOOF. Mewanwhile, WarrenDawg says MoMass will = mo points while his opponent BrownOut thinks no Hardesty equates to the same thing. Elsewhere, WhachuTlknBoutHillis and Team DangeRuss are trying to overcome losing inspite of high scoring outputs last week. Rumor has it one website offered both teams a free bowl of talk soup and plenty of fantasy football advice. We shall see what team received the best nourishment and advice. The only Bowl Game on the schedule this week is the Change of Fortune Bowl sponsored by PF Chang's China Bistro between TheNoblePhilSavages and Taint Me. These are 2 very good teams just needing good luck not to be so elusive. Last but not least, Gunny Hiway's BIG Dawgs are confident they can make Drink Beer feel about as uncomfortable as an unannounced spelling B. Stay tuned...
STANDINGS:
1. Iron Haden 2-0 315 pts
2. WOOF WOOF WOOF 2-0 313 pts
3. Drink Beer 2-0 289 pts
4. Da Comets 1-1 309 pts
5. WarrenDawg 1-1 278 pts
6. Team DangeRuss 1-1 261 pts
7. BrownOut 1-1 257 pts
8. Ramrods 1-1 224 pts
9. BIG Dawgs 1-1 209 pts
10. WhachuTlknBoutHillis 0-2 306 pts
11. TheNoblePhilSavages 0-2 251 pts
12. Taint Me 0-2 184 pts
Here's where we are going:
WhachuTlknBoutHillis (DaBrowns41) vrs Team DangeRuss (Riffer X)
Da Comets (Solon) vrs Ramrods (Ramrod)
Iron Haden (Koa) vrs WOOF WOOF WOOF (Enigmatic Evil)
TheNoblePhilSavages (Alo) vrs Taint me (Hammertime)
Warrendawg (nmills) vrs BrownOut (TheBestPlayersPlay)
Drink Beer (Flugel) vrs BIG Dawgs (Hiwaygal)
Ladies and gentlemen - boys and girls, let's get ready to RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLE whoa boy! If anyone found a size 13 Nike cleat, it belongs to Ramrod (Ditka Jr). It was last seen entering his starting QB's fanny after an errant throw last week. His team might need that kind of toughen upsies because Da Comets have been known to surgically remove an opponent's confidence to the tune of 193 points as recently as 1 week ago. We call this procedure a Solonoscopy. Trust me when I tell you they will run you over like a NYC Taxi Driver that hates Americans. Not to get too sidetracked - but what a gig! Bowling for basterds or just grossly overcharging them trumps Charlie Sheen's version of win-win.
This isn't just a lost and found service. If you've got smack, run it! I can promise you whatever you are thinking of your next opponent isn't nearly as bad as what they are thinking of you. Just asketh Iron Haden because he speaketh the truth. And what's up with my spell-checker not catching WOOF WOOF WOOF? Don't laugh, neither has either of his first 2 opponents. This promises to be an entertaining version of #1 vrs #2 between Iron Haden and WOOF WOOF WOOF. Mewanwhile, WarrenDawg says MoMass will = mo points while his opponent BrownOut thinks no Hardesty equates to the same thing. Elsewhere, WhachuTlknBoutHillis and Team DangeRuss are trying to overcome losing inspite of high scoring outputs last week. Rumor has it one website offered both teams a free bowl of talk soup and plenty of fantasy football advice. We shall see what team received the best nourishment and advice. The only Bowl Game on the schedule this week is the Change of Fortune Bowl sponsored by PF Chang's China Bistro between TheNoblePhilSavages and Taint Me. These are 2 very good teams just needing good luck not to be so elusive. Last but not least, Gunny Hiway's BIG Dawgs are confident they can make Drink Beer feel about as uncomfortable as an unannounced spelling B. Stay tuned...
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