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[Neo]

Mike Pettine just announced that Brian Hoyer will receive a Lifetime Achievement Award before the home game vs. the Colts. He will be presented with a key to the city and a starting position for life, purely based on football/winning considerations (based on analysis of the tape). The gold plated plaque is engraved with the star quarterbacks current season record of 7-5.

In related news, it was also announced that Coach Pettine and Hoyer have purchased a cottage near Sandusky on Lake Erie. Pettine related "I just like being around Brian, talking, sharing stories or just cuddling". Hoyer notes "The season seems so short and Mike and I want to continue to analyze tape late into the night. It's so much fun we don't want it to end".

Tickets are available at Mr. Hero

There will also be a line for certain members of this board to suck him off.:wave2:

 

[Neo]

Sure it is. Just don't call yourself a Browns fan in the process.

I guess I don't get the whole celebrity worship thing too. Someone posted that they jsut HAD to find a video of Manziel at the Cavs game. I mean, why? I don't get it. I have my favorite players, but I don't care about them like my teams.

Why is this Steeler troll still allowed to post here? You contribute absolutely nothing. And I knew you would post that thing about the rep, that's why I did that, to show the world what a fucking douche you really are.

And can you believe this little twat had the nerve to give me negative rep? Been a member since the other board split and this little sack of steeler cocksucking shit gives me my first negative rep.

 

[Neo]

this from the guy who started the thread
Is joe schobert the best ILB in the NFL?

This is coming from a guy who posted a tread about a QB's height even though that myth has been debunked years ago.

did you get your sister to film you?

So now it's ok to attack forum members family but you say one bad word about Trump and you could get banned?:wank: